First day of school is tomorrow. At least it is for the high school senior. The college senior and the college soph began classes at Iowa State on Monday. So tomorrow marks the beginning of our 17th and final year in our public school district. I’m not sad about it. As I explained previously we’re ready to be done with high school for a variety of reasons. Regardless, here are couple things relevant to the start of school.
First, when I started my senior year in high school The Lost Boys had just been released. The soundtrack included the INXS song Good Times. Which, of course, leads to the inevitable debate about whether or not Good Times is a better song than New Sensation which came out the following summer. The answer is New Sensation. Anyway, nothing is out right now as cool as Lost Boys. Mainly because Hollywood has no good ideas. The reasons are many but mostly boil down to the fact that its run by intellectually hollow woke d-bags who have to rip off the 80’s by doing another Top Gun instead of coming up with their own ideas that don’t suck. Which, if you’re them, is extremely difficult. Why? Most Gen-X 80’s scholars tend to settle on the loose idea that most people simply don’t like to lectured by smug entitled narcissists who revel in being tattletales and who honestly believe that they invented everything and absolutely NOTHING of any interest happened before them.
So the high senior not only has to deal with the fact all the movies suck as she enters senior year but also that nothing out right now remotely compares to Whitesnake’s Here I Go Again video. She’s stuck watching tiktoks about cats. Now despite the efforts of some, our school district has thus far resisted efforts to turn it into a People’s Republic of Totalitarian Dumbassery. She’s going to school tomorrow in-person and maskless. Now most of the credit for that goes to the Legislature and the Governor for making Iowa the Freedom Capital of the Midwest. Regardless, if high school looks anything like the mall did last Saturday, everybody agrees that masks are useless. Advantage sanity.
The college soph is in the sorority house this year. And despite starting her second year, she’s attending her first in-person classes. Which means she’ll not only be walking within six feet of other humans but she’ll – gasp – be living with 9 other girls in the house. For context I have to go back to August of ’89 to get an idea of how I felt about things as I entered my sophomore year at college. Hmm…
Well, first thing is the top song in the country the week I started classes was Right Here Waiting by Richard Marx. So, yes, the 80’s did have a few instances of head hanging shame. But that same week Heaven by Warrant was also in the top 20. So…awesome. Also, I had to build the loft in my dorm room. I distinctly remember it going up easier than expected but I had to wedge it in by “borrowing” some excess pieces of wood “found” on various other floors of the dorm. The soph showed up in the house and just had to pick a bunk in the cold air and stake out some closet space. But as the semester begins things are as close to normal as one can expect on a college campus heavily influenced by woke communism.
The college senior moved into a new apartment a couple weeks ago. Street access from the front door, three floors on the inside. Two bedrooms up, two bedrooms down, with a kitchen and family room in the middle. Not gonna lie, I’m super, super jealous. It looks like a super cool brick brownstone on the outside and it is located on the same street I lived on my junior year and is really close to campus. Which makes it even more cool. It’s cooler and almost exactly the same rent she payed last year in a far less cool place on the fourth floor of building. Just to be clear, as a Dad I much prefer street access to elevators and four flights of stairs. As a college senior, she’s not as excited as I am for my buddies and I to stop by after home football games. For convenience, I made a request for a few six-packs of Miller Lite Tallboys for those particular Saturdays this fall. Can’t wait. I’m making a playlist from the fall of ’91 just to make us feel more at home when we stop by. So far I’ve got Naughty By Nature’s O.P.P., Mellencamp’s Get a Leg Up and Hole Hearted by Extreme.
So happy first day of school from the Freedom Capital of the Midwest. And remember – my freedom protects you and your freedom protects me.